

MY FIRST LEMONalright there i was stanindg with this awesome hot chick in front of me so i got like hard and like jumped on her and started like boning her like hardcore. she was like "ohh ya ohh ya bone me harder u freaky cock man" i was like "aww ya" then i like had to splooge so i pulled it out and i was liek "can i fire mah lazer on ur facezorzs" and she was like "ya baby" so i lwas like IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!1 and i like sploogded all over her and then two ninjas came out with guitars and like waild on them it was like "bowowowowowo nananadaaaa! like all hardcore then they fought to the death it was awesome .... then i woke upMY FIRST LEMON
WELCOME TO DA
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Ive learnt that all's well that ends well, unless your trapped in a well...>.>
'The music is all around us, all you hav to is listen'----- August Rush
YOU BROKE HER FACE, ALMOST IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!
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Work is the curse of the drinking class - Oscar Wilde (Wittiest man ever <3)
WHAT HO, GOOD CHAP! BALLY GOOD DAY ISN'T IT?! AHWELL TOODLE PIP, CHEERIO AND WHATNOT!
Communism: It's better than fascism AND THAT'S IT'S SLOGAN
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Emil the Hedgehog
Part of the dA Nintendo Fan Club *nintendo-fc
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